Things only those who have been single for a long time will understand.
1. You have uncannily developed an “ I don’t care” and independent attitude
2. Your friends have stopped asking you who you are dating
3. PDA irritates and rub off on you badly
4. You act awkward if someone flirts or compliments you
5. You stopped trying to look good for anyone but yourself
6. You have most dating apps on your phone just in case
7. You have become so used to eating out alone
8. You have developed and believed the assumption that you hate the opposite sex
9. You thinks, embrace and romance the idea of adoption
10. Your cupboard is filled up with food that can be ready in 5 minutes
11. You have really gotten over your exes
12. You have minimized or stop listening to love songs, what is the point?
13. Eating on your bed has become normal
14. It has become very comfy lying all day on your bed than go out to a function
15. Even if someone is trying to gain your attention, you rarely notice or reciprocate.
16. You have developed and invented ingenious ways and activities to make yourself happy
17. You are almost always overlook when list of wedding invitations is drawn out
18. You attends function with no ulterior hooking game plan
19. Due to independent habit, you make and go ahead with decisions without feelings cobweb
20. You belong to the school of thought of which I am badge carrying member that says “I am not SINGLE! I am in a long distance relationship with a woman who lives in my future.
So which of them are you guilty of? I’do love to read them in the comment box
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PPS: I am gonna be away from blogging through the month of July. I have an Important professional exams to write which needs serious preparation. I will be dropping in once a while though, I just hope you continue your love and support by checking out other articles. Thanks so much, I’m gonna miss ya all. However if you are part of my mail list, I will keep you updated on what’s happening.